SO TENDER

Your name is UNIMPORTANT, however people may call you UMBRAGE if they do so PLEASE. You are a TWENTY TWO YEAR OLD HUMAN MALE. Oh yes, HUMAN. You have a strange AFFINITY for PUZZLES and MURDER (especially if it's your SISTER). You like to TRICK others and TEASE the mind. What does it hurt to make people WORK FOR YOUR ATTENTION?
===> UMBRAGE: DO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR
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GASP

TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM  MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE.