SO TENDER

discchirping:

shitsotender:

WHAT HAVE THE SCIENCES DECIDED TO FuCK WITH THIS TIME TO CREATE SOMETHING LIKE YOu?

hey man

birds have feelings too

A BIRD. OH GLORIOuS DAY I AM INTERACTING WITH A HuMAN/AVIAN HYBRID.

WHAT A JOYOuS OCCASION.  

cl3v3r:

C4NT T3LL 1F YOUR3 4 S4RC4ST1C 4SS, S3R1OUS, OR BOTH.
HM.

WH4T3V3R.

YOU FOLLOW3D B4CK. SO. UH. TH4NKS.
W3LCOM3 TO C4S4 D3 PYROP3. 4K4, COOLK1D TOWN.

3NJOY YOUR ST4Y. 

I WILL ALLOW YOu TO DISCOVER THIS ON YOuR OWN. IF IT IS NOT ALREADY OBVIOuS, GRANTED.

YES I DO HAVE MANNERS. THEY JuST DO NOT GET uSED QuITE SO OFTEN AS THEY SHoULD. I SuPPOSE I SHOuLD THANK YoU FOR THE WELCOME HOWEVER I AM THE ONE WHOM DECIDED THE FOLLOWING.

I CANNOT ASSuRE YOU THAT I WILL.

aradiatime:

shitsotender:

aradiatime:

i cant tell if you dont know that im being sarcastic 
you genuinely want me to unfollow
or you are being sarcastic yourself 

YOu TROLLS ARE SLOW INDEED, YES. ALRIGHT, LOOK. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AS WELL. BECAuSE OF ALL THREE OPTIONS IT SEEMS TO BE THE LEAST LOGICAL OF THEM ALL.

its not my fault that text doesnt transfer sarcasm well! 

DO I APPEAR TO BE A MALE WHO WOuLD BE SO SERIOuS ABOuT SOMETHING SO HEINOuS AS THAT? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.

jadeblooded-mother:

shitsotender:

jadeblooded-mother:

shitsotender:

CHILD? *CHILD*? YOu ARE MISTAKEN OLD ONE I AM NO CHILD I AM AN ADuLT.

You May Think You Are, But You Speak Like A Child. Rude And Loud.

I SPEAK WITH HONESTY, NOT RuDENESS. AND HOW CAN THE TRuTH BE HEARD WITHOuT A LITTLE PROJECTION? IT CANNOT.

Truth, Hmm? Very Well Then. Most I Run Into Are Children To Me. Whether By Age Or By Mannerisms. And The Truth Finds A Way Of Being Heard, Even When Spoken By The Tiniest Voice. It’s If People Know It Is The Truth That Can Be The Issue.

THE TRuTH CANNOT SIMPLY BE WHISPERED. IT MuST BE BELLOWED FROM MOuNTAINOuS VALLEYS. I AM NOT MOST YOu RuN INTO IF NOT ALREADY DEEMED OBVIOuS. I AM NOT EVERYONE ELSE. I AM MY OWN PERSON. 

aradiatime:

shitsotender:

aradiatime:

shitsotender:

GASP

TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM  MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE. 

oh man what a nice welcome

i thank you for that

it makes me want to keep following

IF THAT IS YOuR REACTION THEN I SHALL SAY THIS: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

i cant tell if you dont know that im being sarcastic 
you genuinely want me to unfollow
or you are being sarcastic yourself 

YOu TROLLS ARE SLOW INDEED, YES. ALRIGHT, LOOK. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AS WELL. BECAuSE OF ALL THREE OPTIONS IT SEEMS TO BE THE LEAST LOGICAL OF THEM ALL.

cl3v3r:

shitsotender:

GASP

TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM  MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE. 

YOU OBV1OUSLY C4R3 3NOUGH TO POST 1T, BR1LL14NC3

4ND JUST L3T M3 T3LL YOU

HOW FUCK1NG W3LCOM3
1 F33L
TO YOUR BLOG

IT IS NOT ABOuT MY CARING, MORE SO AS I AM OBLIGATED TO DO SO. I MAY DESPISE YOu ALL I AM STILL A GENTLEMAN WHEN NEEDED.

THESE ARE THE ONLY CASES.

YES! THEN I HAVE SuCCEEDED IN MY GOAL! BRILLIANT.

aradiatime:

shitsotender:

GASP

TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM  MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE. 

oh man what a nice welcome

i thank you for that

it makes me want to keep following

IF THAT IS YOuR REACTION THEN I SHALL SAY THIS: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

thesufferingmartyr:

If you know a Karkat Vantas in essence he is my descendant. However there are some that choose other alternates over others so perhaps that is perhaps what is ‘ringing a bell’ so to say, about familiarity. Since we do look very much alike.

Alright Umbrage, I respect your decision and privacy about other matters, so it is alright.

YOu SEE THAT WOuLD BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION AS TO HOW I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE MINuS THE FACT THAT, OH, WAIT, I DO NOT KNOW SAID MISTER VANTAS. HOWEVER IF I DO REALIZE THE TRuE REASON AS TO HOW I KNOW YOu I WILL PROMPTLY INFORM YOu.

GOOD. I CANNOT SAY YOu HAD MuCH OF A CHOICE BuT IT WAS A WISE DECISION ON YOUR BEHALF.

jadeblooded-mother:

shitsotender:

CHILD? *CHILD*? YOu ARE MISTAKEN OLD ONE I AM NO CHILD I AM AN ADuLT.

You May Think You Are, But You Speak Like A Child. Rude And Loud.

I SPEAK WITH HONESTY, NOT RuDENESS. AND HOW CAN THE TRuTH BE HEARD WITHOuT A LITTLE PROJECTION? IT CANNOT.

WHAT HAVE THE SCIENCES DECIDED TO FuCK WITH THIS TIME TO CREATE SOMETHING LIKE YOu?

GASP

TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM  MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE. 

broisthenewthing:

shitsotender:

HELL NO. I BELIEVE YOu WERE SO RuDELY BLESSED WITH MOVING AND WORKING LEGS. WALK YOuRSELF TO YOuR PLACE OF FIRST AIDE AND GET YOuRSELF A BANDAID. I DO NOT TAKE CARE OF WOuNDED HEARTS, ONLY INFLICT THE DAMAGE. YES SO BLATANTLY OBVIOuS! I BLIND OTHERS WITH IT!

IMBECILE. 

Hell yes bro, you will get those bandaids and ut my heart together… Enough said, I’m glad I have my shades on gees, or else I’d be fuckin’ screwed with you oh-so-obvious thing…

I love you too.

I AM NOT SuRE AFTER ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS I HAVE DONE TO IT THAT BANDAIDS WILL SuFFICE FOR THE DAMAGE. FuCKING SCREWED WITH ME? I CANNOT POSSIBLY FATHOM AS TO WHAT YOu ARE IMPLYING WITH THIS.

I DO SuGGEST ALL LEWD COMMENTS ARE TO BE KEPT TO YOuRSELF uNLESS YOu WISH TO SLOWLY LOSE A TESTICLE. 

thesufferingmartyr:

shitsotender:

I HAVE A SENSE OF uNSETTLING FAMILIARITY WITH YOu. I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO FuRTHER INVESTIGATE IT THOuGH. WHO ARE YOu, TROLL MAN?

I am reguarded by many names. More known as The Signless in my younger days, The Sufferer is what I am refered to as now.

But you may call me Passus if you wish, it is my name unlike the other names which were just my titles.

AH. STILL RINGING FAMILIARITY WITHIN ME HOWEVER I CANNOT FIGURE IT OuT. SO I SuPPOSE I SHALL BE FORCED TOO GRIN AND BEAR IT uNTIL I FIGuRE OuT JuST WHAT IT IS THAT I AM SENSING WITH YOu.

PASSuS, ALRIGHT. DuLY NOTED THEN. CALL ME uMBRAGE AND NOTHING ELSE. I DO NOT DISCLOSE THE INFORMATION OF MY TRuE NAME TO ANY PERSON SO DO NOT EXPECT ANY SPECIAL TREATMENT IN THE MATTER.

purrfectly-lethal:

shitsotenderstarted following you

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  indigence-inexcusablestarted following you

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  jadeblooded-motherstarted following you

:33>*the huntress licked her paw in delight* Hello dears *she mewed leaning over the edge of her rock, I dont think we’ve met.

:33>hi Equius! *the huntress purred happily* Long time no see!~

I DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE EITHER. THOuGH I CANNOT SAY THAT IT IS SO TERRIBLE A THING ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. I SuPPOSE A GREETING IS IN ORDER SO I SuPPOSE TAKE MY HELLOS AS YOu WISH.

I HAVE A SENSE OF uNSETTLING FAMILIARITY WITH YOu. I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO FuRTHER INVESTIGATE IT THOuGH. WHO ARE YOu, TROLL MAN?

jadeblooded-mother:

shitsotender:

ANOTHER RuDE AND LOGICAL GREETING HAS ESCAPED ME.

Well Hello To You As Well, Child.

CHILD? *CHILD*? YOu ARE MISTAKEN OLD ONE I AM NO CHILD I AM AN ADuLT.

timelyadversity:

shitsotender:

OF COuRSE I AM. YOu MADE THE ACCuRATE RELATION WHY WOuLD I NOT BE? TROLLS MuST BE SLOWER THAN HuMANS.

No we aren’t.

Human2 ju2t expect polIItne22 and II am not u2ed two beIIng polIIte two tho2e that are not my 2upIIrIIor2.

WE DO NOT. WELL, I DO NOT AT LEAST. IF ANYTHING IT SICKENS ME HOW KIND THE OTHER FLESHIES ARE AND HOW THEY EXPECT THE SAME TREATMENT IN RETuRN. NO! WE MuST BE A LITTLE MORE THICK SKINNED TO SuRVIVE HERE. BRuTALITY WILL NOT KILL uS.

onlyapuppetmaster:

shitsotender:

OF COuRSE. ONE PAINFuLLY MEANINGLESS LIFE IS ONLY WORTH AN EQuALLY TERRIBLE AFTER ONE. HOW IS WHAT SIDE OF LIFE? I WAS uNAWARE THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE.

And you will help me with that, right? Oh yeah, I forgot there’s life on mars… don’t mind me.

I SHALL NOT AID IN ANY MATTER OF THE SuCH, NO. WHO DO YOu TAKE ME FOR, SOME LOW PAID PERSONAL ASSISTANCE? I’M AFRIAD YOU ARE SO TERRIBLY WRONG WITH THAT! HAA!