discchirping started following you
discchirping:
shitsotender:
WHAT HAVE THE SCIENCES DECIDED TO FuCK WITH THIS TIME TO CREATE SOMETHING LIKE YOu?
hey man
birds have feelings too
A BIRD. OH GLORIOuS DAY I AM INTERACTING WITH A HuMAN/AVIAN HYBRID.
WHAT A JOYOuS OCCASION.
feelthetenderness, cl3v3r, aradiatime, and windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit started following you
cl3v3r:
C4NT T3LL 1F YOUR3 4 S4RC4ST1C 4SS, S3R1OUS, OR BOTH.
HM.
WH4T3V3R.
YOU FOLLOW3D B4CK. SO. UH. TH4NKS.
W3LCOM3 TO C4S4 D3 PYROP3. 4K4, COOLK1D TOWN.
3NJOY YOUR ST4Y.
I WILL ALLOW YOu TO DISCOVER THIS ON YOuR OWN. IF IT IS NOT ALREADY OBVIOuS, GRANTED.
YES I DO HAVE MANNERS. THEY JuST DO NOT GET uSED QuITE SO OFTEN AS THEY SHoULD. I SuPPOSE I SHOuLD THANK YoU FOR THE WELCOME HOWEVER I AM THE ONE WHOM DECIDED THE FOLLOWING.
I CANNOT ASSuRE YOU THAT I WILL.
feelthetenderness, cl3v3r, aradiatime, and windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit started following you
aradiatime:
shitsotender:
aradiatime:
i cant tell if you dont know that im being sarcastic
you genuinely want me to unfollow
or you are being sarcastic yourself
YOu TROLLS ARE SLOW INDEED, YES. ALRIGHT, LOOK. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AS WELL. BECAuSE OF ALL THREE OPTIONS IT SEEMS TO BE THE LEAST LOGICAL OF THEM ALL.
its not my fault that text doesnt transfer sarcasm well!
DO I APPEAR TO BE A MALE WHO WOuLD BE SO SERIOuS ABOuT SOMETHING SO HEINOuS AS THAT? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
jadeblooded-mother started following you
jadeblooded-mother:
shitsotender:
jadeblooded-mother:
shitsotender:
CHILD? *CHILD*? YOu ARE MISTAKEN OLD ONE I AM NO CHILD I AM AN ADuLT.
You May Think You Are, But You Speak Like A Child. Rude And Loud.
I SPEAK WITH HONESTY, NOT RuDENESS. AND HOW CAN THE TRuTH BE HEARD WITHOuT A LITTLE PROJECTION? IT CANNOT.
Truth, Hmm? Very Well Then. Most I Run Into Are Children To Me. Whether By Age Or By Mannerisms. And The Truth Finds A Way Of Being Heard, Even When Spoken By The Tiniest Voice. It’s If People Know It Is The Truth That Can Be The Issue.
THE TRuTH CANNOT SIMPLY BE WHISPERED. IT MuST BE BELLOWED FROM MOuNTAINOuS VALLEYS. I AM NOT MOST YOu RuN INTO IF NOT ALREADY DEEMED OBVIOuS. I AM NOT EVERYONE ELSE. I AM MY OWN PERSON.
feelthetenderness, cl3v3r, aradiatime, and windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit started following you
aradiatime:
shitsotender:
aradiatime:
shitsotender:
GASP
TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.
WHAT AM I TO DO?
HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE.
oh man what a nice welcome
i thank you for that
it makes me want to keep following
IF THAT IS YOuR REACTION THEN I SHALL SAY THIS: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i cant tell if you dont know that im being sarcastic
you genuinely want me to unfollow
or you are being sarcastic yourself
YOu TROLLS ARE SLOW INDEED, YES. ALRIGHT, LOOK. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AS WELL. BECAuSE OF ALL THREE OPTIONS IT SEEMS TO BE THE LEAST LOGICAL OF THEM ALL.
feelthetenderness, cl3v3r, aradiatime, and windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit started following you
cl3v3r:
shitsotender:
GASP
TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.
WHAT AM I TO DO?
HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE.
YOU OBV1OUSLY C4R3 3NOUGH TO POST 1T, BR1LL14NC3
4ND JUST L3T M3 T3LL YOU
HOW FUCK1NG W3LCOM3
1 F33L
TO YOUR BLOG
IT IS NOT ABOuT MY CARING, MORE SO AS I AM OBLIGATED TO DO SO. I MAY DESPISE YOu ALL I AM STILL A GENTLEMAN WHEN NEEDED.
THESE ARE THE ONLY CASES.
YES! THEN I HAVE SuCCEEDED IN MY GOAL! BRILLIANT.
feelthetenderness, cl3v3r, aradiatime, and windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit started following you
aradiatime:
shitsotender:
GASP
TO MY TOTAL SuRPRISE A FLOCK OF PEOPLE WHOM MY FuCKS TO GIVE THEM HAVE BEEN LOST HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.
WHAT AM I TO DO?
HINT: I REALLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CARE.
oh man what a nice welcome
i thank you for that
it makes me want to keep following
IF THAT IS YOuR REACTION THEN I SHALL SAY THIS: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
thesufferingmartyr started following you
thesufferingmartyr:
If you know a Karkat Vantas in essence he is my descendant. However there are some that choose other alternates over others so perhaps that is perhaps what is ‘ringing a bell’ so to say, about familiarity. Since we do look very much alike.
Alright Umbrage, I respect your decision and privacy about other matters, so it is alright.
YOu SEE THAT WOuLD BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION AS TO HOW I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE MINuS THE FACT THAT, OH, WAIT, I DO NOT KNOW SAID MISTER VANTAS. HOWEVER IF I DO REALIZE THE TRuE REASON AS TO HOW I KNOW YOu I WILL PROMPTLY INFORM YOu.
GOOD. I CANNOT SAY YOu HAD MuCH OF A CHOICE BuT IT WAS A WISE DECISION ON YOUR BEHALF.
jadeblooded-mother started following you
jadeblooded-mother:
shitsotender:
CHILD? *CHILD*? YOu ARE MISTAKEN OLD ONE I AM NO CHILD I AM AN ADuLT.
You May Think You Are, But You Speak Like A Child. Rude And Loud.
I SPEAK WITH HONESTY, NOT RuDENESS. AND HOW CAN THE TRuTH BE HEARD WITHOuT A LITTLE PROJECTION? IT CANNOT.
